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PUMPKIN SMASHERS tote bag
PUMPKIN SMASHERS tote bag

PUMPKIN SMASHERS tote bag

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About this design: 

ROTTING ? BAD JACKS ? NEED MISCHIEF ? Call your professional neighborhood creeps...the PUMPKIN SMASHERS! 

Discount Cemetery's PUMPKIN SMASHERS are highly trained and the best choice in town to smash your pumpkins. We are fast, discrete and reliable. We have the best tools in the industry to smash your pumpkins into pumpkin dust. We even share the pumpkin guts with local wildlife. 

WE ARE PROFESSIONALS. PLEASE DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME. 

WE ARE HIRING! Do you have an interest in smashing? Well call today, we are expanding our workforce to include talented individuals worldwide! 

  • Eco-Friendly reusable tote bag
  • Made of 100% Natural Cotton
  • 20 1/2" self-fabric handles
  • 9 1/2" handle drop 
  • 15" width x 16" heights

 

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